“It’s Britney Bitch.”
And with that Glee ushered in a new low for them: rehashing old storylines. I’m sorry Glee, I didn’t realize that you were so strapped for music that you had to revisit old song books. It must be hard finding songs when you’re not dealing with bullying and stereotypes. Boo Hoo.
But seriously, this episode sucked, not because the music was meh or the storyline was stupid—Britney re-enacts Britney Spears’s downward spiral so she can have a comeback—but because it was just so boring. There was very limited things for me to yell at, that’s how boring it was. The only saving grace for my sanity was the Rachel storyline—She graduated why the fuck is she still on the show, I hate her—which I could have yelled at for hours.
The reason I could yell at it was because they were trying to sell Rachel—aka Big Nose McUgly Bitch—as sexy. Scratch that. They were trying to prove she could be a sex symbol. THEY WERE TRYING TO PROVE SHE COULD BE A SEX SYMBOL WITH FUCKING KATE HUDSON IN THE ROOM!! Academy Award Nominated and Golden Globe Winner KATE HUDSON! Daughter of Academy Award Winner Goldie Hawn! Raised by Hawn and Kurt FUCKING Russell! You’re trying to tell me that Rachel can be a sex symbol when KATE HUDSON is not but five feet away. Well I’m not buying that Glee, Fuck You!
But that’s it. That’s all there was to yell about—which ironically made me more angry. It was just bad television even by Glee standards of burning garbage. Now I’m sad. Thanks a lot Glee.
Music: Burn it with Fire
Storyline: Not worth the minimum wage they pay the writers
Yelling Factor: Paltry
Verdict: Fuck You Glee