“It’s Britney Bitch.”

And with that Glee ushered in a new low for them: rehashing old storylines. I’m sorry Glee, I didn’t realize that you were so strapped for music that you had to revisit old song books. It must be hard finding songs when you’re not dealing with bullying and stereotypes. Boo Hoo.

But seriously, this episode sucked, not because the music was meh or the storyline was stupid—Britney re-enacts Britney Spears’s downward spiral so she can have a comeback—but because it was just so boring. There was very limited things for me to yell at, that’s how boring it was. The only saving grace for my sanity was the Rachel storyline—She graduated why the fuck is she still on the show, I hate her—which I could have yelled at for hours.

The reason I could yell at it was because they were trying to sell Rachel—aka Big Nose McUgly Bitch—as sexy. Scratch that. They were trying to prove she could be a sex symbol. THEY WERE TRYING TO PROVE SHE COULD BE A SEX SYMBOL WITH FUCKING KATE HUDSON IN THE ROOM!! Academy Award Nominated and Golden Globe Winner KATE HUDSON! Daughter of Academy Award Winner Goldie Hawn! Raised by Hawn and Kurt FUCKING Russell! You’re trying to tell me that Rachel can be a sex symbol when KATE HUDSON is not but five feet away. Well I’m not buying that Glee, Fuck You!

But that’s it. That’s all there was to yell about—which ironically made me more angry. It was just bad television even by Glee standards of burning garbage. Now I’m sad. Thanks a lot Glee.

Music: Burn it with Fire
Storyline: Not worth the minimum wage they pay the writers
Yelling Factor: Paltry
Verdict: Fuck You Glee

Some of you may not know this, but I may or may not be what some call an “angry” person. It’s not my fault, but some things just make me angry. Hipsters, pretentious people, popularity of untalented people, hipsters, narcissists, hipsters, and my own crippling loneliness—oh wait that last one was supposed to be an inside thought.

But one of the things I hate more than anything is Glee—Fuck you Glee. So how do I keep my anger at all these things in check, by watching Glee of course—well that seems a bit masochistic. Now I know what you’re thinking, “How can watching something you hate help you control your anger?” Well I’ll tell you how you inquisitive little reader you. The reason watching the ever despised Glee helps control my anger is because I yell at Glee the entire time.

Every time people sing in public and only 4 people react, I yell. Every time a band or signer magically knows every song to ever exist in the history of hearing, I yell. Every time there is a self-righteous storyline about bullying or some other stupid shit, I yell. Sometimes I just yell for the full hour. In fact the only time I’m not yelling is when Britney is talking and that’s because she’s the only entertaining character on the whole Goddamn show—and her naked photos ain’t bad either.

There’s something oddly therapeutic about taking all your frustration out on a group of misfit outcasts who just want to be cool, probably because Glee is the most misguided execution of that over used cliche in the history of seeing.

Now some of you may say this is crazy, but if I don’t watch Glee to yell at it, than that means I watch Glee because I actually enjoy the show, and I think we can all agree that that would truly be crazy.

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So Comikaze is over. Meh

Don’t get me wrong I had fun, but it was kind of small. I mean you could see everything in the 1st day and since I didn’t really go to any panels—for reasons I cannot say on this site…Muhahahahahahahaha—I don’t really think it was worth two days, but it was free for me so I guess I shouldn’t complain—Gift Horses and all that.

It was a pretty quaint expo, but compared to THE CON—Comic-Con International for you laymen—it was a picnic in an empty park. Maybe I’ve been spoiled by the grandeur, free swag, intensity, awesomeness, and the downright epicness of Comic-Con to the point that everything else just pales—or fails rather—in comparison to my happiest time of the year—don’t judge me.

Anyway nothing big happened today…is what I would say if a childhood dream of mine hadn’t come true. For those of you who don’t know—and since I’ve never mentioned this, none of you know—one of my favorite shows growing up was Ed, Edd, n Eddy. I thought—and still think—it was hilarious and my favorite character on the show was that big Lenny like lug Ed. So guess who I meet today? Matt Hill, the voice of Ed—and also Raphael, another of my favorites.

Anyway after we interview Matt, I went over and told him I was a huge fan of the show growing up. So he shakes my hand and starts thanking me for being a fan in his Ed voice. I don’t think I’ve smiled that hard in a long time. It was so cool. SO COOOOOOOL.

Anyway other stuff happened today too.

Gravy and Buttered Toast

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So after a long and hard day of walking and working, I am done with the first day of Comikaze Expo. 1st and foremost, using a shoulder mount all day may keep the camera from shaking, but only at the expense of all feeling in your shoulders and back—caused by spasms, cramps, and pain, oh my.

Griping aside, Comikaze was surprisingly sweet—not Comic-Con sweet, but still sweet. Apart from meeting Dana Snyder—Master Shake, Bitches—I also got to experience interviews with people like Todd McFarlane—creator of Spawn—Neal Adams—Award winnin, Hall-o-Famin artist—Rich Arons—producer of shows like Animaniacs and Tiny Toons—and of course KEVIN SMITH—if you don’t know who this is, then this is the wrong blog for you…is what I would say if we didn’t need followers.

I believe the highlight was when Kevin Smith used the Sharpie I lent him to sign a 5 dollar bill for someone. The irony of this situation of course is that I had wanted him to use that sharpie to sign the script for Mallrats I had on me. Sadness.

Another cool piece of news was that Todd Mcfarlane said he was about 2/3 of the way done with his own Spawn film script. He described it as a low-budget horror movie, which already makes it 1000 times better than the other Spawn film.

Finally Dana Snyder said that Doc and Jackson are already recording all the voices for the next season of the Venture Bros and that its even funnier than before. YES

Anyway that pretty much covers day one. If you need me I’ll be lying on a hard surface until my spine reforms

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Hey Spider-Friends, it’s your old pal White Wolf with some more big news: This weekend I’ll be at Stan Lee’s Comikaze Expo at the LA Convention center—WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That means you should all head on over to twitter and follow me @FamousWhiteWolf. I’ll be tweeting my play-by-play of the Expo and what I’m doing there, so you should really follow me, lest you miss out on my twittery awesomeness. Come Saturday and Sunday nights I’ll post some more detailed posts (and maybe some pics) about what Comikaze was like on The Wolf Den. So stay posted for that.

Shock and Awesome, people. Shock. And. Awesome

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P.S. I guess things like Comic Con do happen everyday.